Wednesday, December 26, 2007

~~~Best - est~~~

Some of the best Bart Simpson's phrases:

1)0'Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.

2) I guess that's it, I just can't be educated.

3) The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding.

4) How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

5) Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

6)There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.


1 comment:

  1. If I had Multiple Personality Disorder, and threatened to commit suicide, would that be a Hostage Situation????